There's an episode of the Simpson's that always makes me laugh: 

It's Marge's birthday. Homer is supposed to buy her a present. Homer loves to bowl. In a spectacularly brilliant move, Homer buys Marge a bowling ball for her birthday... with his own name inscribed on it! 

Marge doesn't bowl, but she's so mad about this gift that she takes up bowling just to spite ol' Homer.

It's been a family joke over the years about thoughtless gifts that are "Homer Simpson's bowling ball" gifts.

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